1 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:09,896 [funky music] 2 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:11,310 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:11,310 --> 00:00:13,448 - Better Made Chips. Can you believe it? 4 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:16,241 - Sam, we won the biggest advertising award in the city. 5 00:00:16,241 --> 00:00:17,448 Did we earn it? 6 00:00:17,448 --> 00:00:19,379 No, but we gotta ride this wave. 7 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:21,241 - Yeah, we can't go back to pitching mom and pop 8 00:00:21,241 --> 00:00:22,310 furniture stores. 9 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:23,551 - Yeah, and we won't. 10 00:00:23,551 --> 00:00:25,413 In the past month, we've pitched Shinola. 11 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:26,965 - Tanked it. - Bell Tire. 12 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:28,482 - We chunked it. - Quicken Loans. 13 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:30,551 - Cried in the room. - Downriver Ale. 14 00:00:30,551 --> 00:00:32,413 - Yeah, we haven't heard yet, but I feel really good 15 00:00:32,413 --> 00:00:33,827 about that one. - Yeah, it was, like, 16 00:00:33,827 --> 00:00:35,724 our best pitch in months, man. [phone pings] 17 00:00:35,724 --> 00:00:37,689 It was really good. - It's a no. 18 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,137 - God damn it! 19 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:42,275 - Open on an elementary school cafeteria. 20 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:43,758 It's lunch time, and fifth graders are doing 21 00:00:43,758 --> 00:00:45,068 what fifth graders do. 22 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:46,482 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, "I'll trade you my apple 23 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:47,931 for your carrot sticks." 24 00:00:47,931 --> 00:00:49,310 - "Oh, I'll trade you my bologna sandwich 25 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,137 for your PBandJ." 26 00:00:51,137 --> 00:00:54,724 Then the kids pulls out a bag of Better Made Potato Chips. 27 00:00:54,724 --> 00:00:57,551 - A silence falls over the room. 28 00:00:57,551 --> 00:01:01,241 We see the principal walking towards the boy. 29 00:01:01,241 --> 00:01:03,310 - Then cut to--we see the kid driving away 30 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:04,827 in a brand new Cadillac. 31 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:07,896 - As the principal eats the kid's Better Made Chips. 32 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:11,172 - Better Made Chips: the ultimate bargaining chip. 33 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,137 - [laughs] - [chuckles] 34 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:14,896 Very nice. 35 00:01:14,896 --> 00:01:18,379 It's just not the direction we wanna go into right now. 36 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:22,724 - [chuckles] Uh, really? A no? 37 00:01:22,724 --> 00:01:24,482 We just gave you a slam dunk pitch 38 00:01:24,482 --> 00:01:25,689 followed by a homerun tagline. 39 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:27,827 - It was very nice. - Aw, yeah, 40 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:30,137 but it's not the direction you wanna go in. 41 00:01:30,137 --> 00:01:31,827 You want something a little edgier. 42 00:01:31,827 --> 00:01:35,448 - Yeah, maybe something like, "Better Made Potato Chips, 43 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:37,034 we're missing out on a good thing here." 44 00:01:37,034 --> 00:01:38,310 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 45 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:39,793 Or "Better Made Chips: go fuck yourself." 46 00:01:39,793 --> 00:01:42,965 - Well, very funny joke, Tim. - No. 47 00:01:42,965 --> 00:01:44,172 - Tim writes all of our jokes. 48 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,793 - Damn it, we needed that one. 49 00:01:46,793 --> 00:01:48,517 - I know, buddy. We'll get the next one. 50 00:01:48,517 --> 00:01:50,793 - Yeah, but what if we don't get the next one? 51 00:01:50,793 --> 00:01:52,379 - Well, then we'll get the next one after that. 52 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,379 [funky music] 53 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:58,482 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:02,379 --> 00:02:05,310 - Is that Angel? - Yeah. 55 00:02:07,551 --> 00:02:10,172 - What up, Proper? - Sup, sup, what up? 56 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,758 No, hello, how are you? 57 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:13,068 This is how I talk, so I don't need to feel-- 58 00:02:13,068 --> 00:02:16,034 - Sam, I'm pregnant. 59 00:02:16,034 --> 00:02:18,896 - Good for you. - It's yours. 60 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:21,896 [dramatic music] 61 00:02:21,896 --> 00:02:25,172 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:25,172 --> 00:02:26,275 - ♪ Next time ♪ 63 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:27,344 ♪ When they ask you ♪ 64 00:02:27,344 --> 00:02:29,689 ♪ Where you're from ♪ 65 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:31,448 ♪ You gon' say Detroit city ♪ 66 00:02:31,448 --> 00:02:35,862 ♪ When we get back on our feet, yeah ♪ 67 00:02:35,862 --> 00:02:37,241 ♪ Yeah ♪ 68 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:44,034 - Oh, my God. 69 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:45,241 I'm gonna be a dad. 70 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:47,551 - All right, it's all good. 71 00:02:47,551 --> 00:02:49,241 Whatever you need, I'm here for you. 72 00:02:49,241 --> 00:02:51,034 Whatever you need. 73 00:02:51,034 --> 00:02:52,172 What do you need? 74 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,896 - Okay, I'm spinning out, I think. 75 00:02:53,896 --> 00:02:55,827 It's like I've got a headache. Actually, you know what? 76 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,241 My stomach hurts--actually, actually, no, physically, 77 00:02:58,241 --> 00:02:59,448 I'm fine. I think this is just more of 78 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:01,034 a mental thing, you know? - Okay. 79 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:02,517 - You know, I'm good. I'm fine. 80 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:04,206 I should go tell my dad though. - We should for sure 81 00:03:04,206 --> 00:03:05,931 tell your dad. - [vomits, burps] 82 00:03:05,931 --> 00:03:07,620 - Oh... 83 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,103 You're okay, you're okay. You're okay. 84 00:03:10,103 --> 00:03:11,379 You all right? 85 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:13,655 All right, that was a big one. 86 00:03:13,655 --> 00:03:16,068 Look at that, stinky. - I know, it just kept coming. 87 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:18,586 - Hey, Tim. [chuckles] 88 00:03:18,586 --> 00:03:21,758 Samuel, what do I owe this unexpected pleasure? 89 00:03:21,758 --> 00:03:24,379 - Dad, uh, can I talk to you in private? 90 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:26,275 - Of course, of course. 91 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:29,793 Darren, give this man anything he wants. 92 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,862 Darren, no alcohol. - [groans] 93 00:03:34,862 --> 00:03:37,965 Okay, well, do you guys have Jolt? 94 00:03:37,965 --> 00:03:39,379 - No. 95 00:03:39,379 --> 00:03:42,379 - Do you have Surge? Thank you. 96 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:43,965 - How do you know it's yours? 97 00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:46,482 - Well, we're taking a test, but I didn't wear 98 00:03:46,482 --> 00:03:47,655 a prophylactic. 99 00:03:47,655 --> 00:03:49,310 - Well, then, Son, it's probably yours. 100 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:51,620 You see, when a man has sex with a woman 101 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:55,000 and he ejaculates into her-- - No, yeah, I know. 102 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,586 - So how's this gonna work? - Well, uh, the baby 103 00:03:57,586 --> 00:03:59,551 will live with Angel, and I'll be there to provide 104 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:00,965 whatever it needs. 105 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:02,137 - What about money? 106 00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:03,689 I mean, you're gonna need a steadier job. 107 00:04:03,689 --> 00:04:05,724 I mean, I know you and Tim like to have fun, 108 00:04:05,724 --> 00:04:07,344 but you're gonna need a career. 109 00:04:07,344 --> 00:04:09,758 Son, it's time you come and work for me. 110 00:04:09,758 --> 00:04:11,758 - Dad, I have a job, all right? 111 00:04:11,758 --> 00:04:13,724 I mean, things may be a little tough right now, 112 00:04:13,724 --> 00:04:15,137 but, I mean, that's the ad game. 113 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:16,137 It's like a roller coaster. 114 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:17,517 - Not here, Son. 115 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:19,758 Royals Steakhouse is a monorail, 116 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:22,103 a safe and dependable monorail. 117 00:04:22,103 --> 00:04:25,068 I mean, would you put a baby on a roller coaster? 118 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:27,448 - Well, it depends on how tall the baby is, I guess. 119 00:04:27,448 --> 00:04:28,724 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:28,724 --> 00:04:30,724 - ♪ I don't understand you ♪ 121 00:04:30,724 --> 00:04:32,448 - I mean, we are this close to setting up a meeting 122 00:04:32,448 --> 00:04:33,862 with Dodge. 123 00:04:33,862 --> 00:04:35,620 - Great, we need to pick things up around here, 124 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,206 you know what I mean? 125 00:04:37,206 --> 00:04:38,517 Let's set up some meetings with some clients we have 126 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:39,896 a realistic chance of landing. 127 00:04:39,896 --> 00:04:41,551 [elevator dings] - We have a realistic chance 128 00:04:41,551 --> 00:04:43,379 of landing Dodge. 129 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:45,379 - Dodge called. It's a no. 130 00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:46,758 - God damn it! 131 00:04:46,758 --> 00:04:47,931 They don't even wanna meet with us? 132 00:04:47,931 --> 00:04:49,517 - Did you go to that guy's house? 133 00:04:49,517 --> 00:04:50,689 - I used to live in that house. 134 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:51,758 I just wanted to look around. 135 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,482 - He sounded pretty upset. 136 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:54,689 - My car broke down in front of his house. 137 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:56,137 I just needed to use the phone. 138 00:04:56,137 --> 00:04:57,620 - Tim, which is it? - I saw a kid on the roof. 139 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,034 He was about to jump. What-- 140 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:02,000 - We can't keep relying on these pipe dreams. 141 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,482 We need stability. 142 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:06,034 I mean, would you take a baby on a roller coaster? 143 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:07,758 - I mean, like, to save its life? 144 00:05:07,758 --> 00:05:09,000 Yeah! 145 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 And then you say, "At Wonderground, 146 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,344 we understand the sound of music." 147 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:18,344 - That's great, wow. Yeah. 148 00:05:18,344 --> 00:05:21,551 - Yeah, then Santa says, "I know what I'm getting everyone 149 00:05:21,551 --> 00:05:24,137 this Christmas: bass guitars!" 150 00:05:24,137 --> 00:05:27,137 - That's good because I'm up to my hog in bass guitars. 151 00:05:27,137 --> 00:05:29,241 - No, we know. That's why this commercial 152 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,379 is perfect for you. 153 00:05:30,379 --> 00:05:31,793 - Yeah, it's great. 154 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:33,655 I just need a couple days to think about it. 155 00:05:33,655 --> 00:05:35,310 Jam on it. - Sure, yep. 156 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:37,275 Take as much time as you need. - Or, better yet, 157 00:05:37,275 --> 00:05:38,758 just say yes right now. 158 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:40,793 - Okay, guys, I'll be in touch. 159 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:42,689 - Better yet, be in touch right now. 160 00:05:42,689 --> 00:05:44,482 Just say yes. - Sam. 161 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:46,931 - I have to think about it and jam on it a little. 162 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,793 - Tim, the man has to jam on it. 163 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:50,448 - What the hell's there to jam on? 164 00:05:50,448 --> 00:05:51,758 - You have to jam on the idea. 165 00:05:51,758 --> 00:05:53,655 - The idea is perfect. 166 00:05:53,655 --> 00:05:56,103 I mean, it's simple, it's funny, 167 00:05:56,103 --> 00:05:57,379 and it's the only way you're gonna sell 168 00:05:57,379 --> 00:05:59,482 your friggin' bass guitars. 169 00:05:59,482 --> 00:06:01,896 Jam session over. 170 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:04,344 - You don't say when the jam session's over! 171 00:06:04,344 --> 00:06:05,344 No one does! 172 00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:06,931 It just kind of fizzles out. 173 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,724 You lose the groove, and it fizzles out. 174 00:06:08,724 --> 00:06:10,862 You know what? The answer's no. 175 00:06:10,862 --> 00:06:12,103 - Sure, that's okay, that's okay. 176 00:06:12,103 --> 00:06:13,551 Come on, let's-- - No, it's not, Tim! 177 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:15,103 - Yeah. - I'm sorry, but the jam 178 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:16,620 session--you don't tell me when the jam session ends. 179 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,103 - I know you don't. - It fizzles out. 180 00:06:18,103 --> 00:06:20,551 - It fizzles out. - People drop out one by one, 181 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:22,586 and then it's over. 182 00:06:22,586 --> 00:06:25,344 - Are you okay? - I gotta get out of here. 183 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:28,344 [smooth music] 184 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:33,206 ♪ ♪ 185 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:38,793 - ♪ I know you got something that you wanna say ♪ 186 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:42,724 ♪ Tell it to my face... ♪ 187 00:06:42,724 --> 00:06:45,172 - You really freaked out on Crazy Terrance. 188 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,862 That's usually my move. 189 00:06:46,862 --> 00:06:49,034 - That should've been an easy yes. 190 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,724 - Screw it, we'll get the next one. 191 00:06:51,724 --> 00:06:52,793 I'll tell you what. Tomorrow morning, 192 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:54,827 we'll go after Dodge, baby. 193 00:06:54,827 --> 00:06:59,000 - Tim, we're not gonna land Dodge. 194 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,172 Buddy, I don't think I can do this job anymore. 195 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:03,793 - Well, what are you talking about? 196 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:06,068 We'll make it work. 197 00:07:06,068 --> 00:07:09,206 What are you gonna do? Go work for your dad? 198 00:07:09,206 --> 00:07:10,724 - I mean, it is steady work. 199 00:07:10,724 --> 00:07:12,655 - You hate working for your dad. 200 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:13,896 He controls you. 201 00:07:13,896 --> 00:07:15,275 He doesn't let you fly like I do. 202 00:07:15,275 --> 00:07:17,482 - Well, you don't let me fly, Tim, all right? 203 00:07:17,482 --> 00:07:19,241 I'm my own bird. - No, I just-- 204 00:07:19,241 --> 00:07:20,517 that's what I'm saying. 205 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:23,241 I'm saying we're both birds. 206 00:07:23,241 --> 00:07:25,310 - I've gotta leave the company. 207 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:28,517 - We're in a slump, Sam, and you're freaking out. 208 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:30,931 It's gonna be fine. I'll take a pay cut. 209 00:07:30,931 --> 00:07:32,586 Chrissy makes good money. I'll live off that 210 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,000 for a little while. 211 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,689 - Buddy, you already live off Chrissy's paycheck. 212 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:39,379 - I forgot I told you that. - Yeah. 213 00:07:39,379 --> 00:07:41,034 Tim, there's nothing I want more 214 00:07:41,034 --> 00:07:44,551 than to say at Cramblin Duvet, but I've gotta do this. 215 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,103 For my kid. 216 00:07:46,103 --> 00:07:49,620 ♪ ♪ 217 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:52,172 - All right, I understand. 218 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:55,379 And I wish you the best of luck. 219 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:58,931 And I want you to know that I'm 100% fine with this. 220 00:07:58,931 --> 00:08:01,413 - Thanks, man. - Yeah, it's all good. 221 00:08:01,413 --> 00:08:02,689 It's all-- [coughs] 222 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:05,551 - Whoa, wow. Oh, there he goes. 223 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,034 - [coughing] - There he goes. 224 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:08,034 You got it, bud. 225 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:10,448 - [coughing] - You good? 226 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:14,551 You good? 227 00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:18,137 [jazz music] 228 00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:21,034 ♪ ♪ 229 00:08:24,965 --> 00:08:26,793 - ♪ I never realized that other girls ♪ 230 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:30,413 ♪ That love you want to know ♪ 231 00:08:30,413 --> 00:08:32,586 ♪ I never realized how much you need your love ♪ 232 00:08:32,586 --> 00:08:36,103 ♪ To keep my vow ♪ 233 00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:38,413 ♪ So don't grow with me and go away ♪ 234 00:08:38,413 --> 00:08:40,793 ♪ I'll never be the same again ♪ 235 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:48,620 ♪ For without you by my side, baby, it's the end ♪ 236 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:51,000 - All right, huddle up, everybody. 237 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,241 Huddle up, I have an announcement to make. 238 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,551 As you know, Sam is no longer with the company, 239 00:08:55,551 --> 00:08:59,137 and none of you can replace him, 240 00:08:59,137 --> 00:09:02,965 so everybody's going to have to step it up around here 241 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:05,275 to make sure that I have a good time. 242 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:08,655 I'm bored, and I've been bored all morning. 243 00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:12,724 Work should be fun for me. All right? 244 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:14,793 All right, cool. Back to what you were doing. 245 00:09:14,793 --> 00:09:17,413 Thank you, everybody. 246 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:19,034 I mean, I don't know. 247 00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:22,413 Tommy, yeah, like, maybe get a big ol' suit, 248 00:09:22,413 --> 00:09:25,655 biggest one you can find. Tons of buttons. 249 00:09:25,655 --> 00:09:27,310 Big ol' floppy hat. 250 00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:29,758 Maybe you're clumsy and you drop stuff all the time. 251 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:31,137 - Like Mr. Bean? 252 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,000 - Uh, yeah, but make it your own, Tommy. 253 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,620 You know, maybe lose your watch in a turkey. 254 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:36,965 - Sounds like Mr. Bean. 255 00:09:36,965 --> 00:09:38,655 - Yeah, but Tommy can talk, Sheila! 256 00:09:38,655 --> 00:09:40,620 - What? No, Tommy, you don't 257 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:43,103 have to do that. - Yes, he does, Lea. 258 00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:45,655 You all do! 259 00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:47,413 That's what this place is now. 260 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:52,379 It's wearing big ol' suits with buttons and dropping shit! 261 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:55,655 And if you don't like it, you can quit like Sam did, 262 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:57,793 and I'll blow my brains out! 263 00:09:57,793 --> 00:10:01,482 Sheila, get Dodge on the phone. Thank you! 264 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:02,827 [slam] 265 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:06,137 [screaming] I can't do this! 266 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,931 - Yeah, we sold 25 cheesecakes tonight. 267 00:10:10,931 --> 00:10:13,275 - Is that good? - Is 25 cheesecakes 268 00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:15,793 in one night good? - I don't know. 269 00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:18,655 - It's great. - Another round? 270 00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:20,034 - Uh, I should probably get going. 271 00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:21,931 Pretty big day tomorrow. - Yeah, me too. 272 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,724 I'm getting really close with Dodge. 273 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,310 - Just stay away from that guy, Tim. 274 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:29,241 This is on me. Industry discount. 275 00:10:29,241 --> 00:10:31,862 - See you, buddy. 276 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:35,793 - Hey, I saw your buddy left. 277 00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:37,862 You looking for a new friend? 278 00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:40,793 - Get out of here, man. 279 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:43,413 - I was just trying to be nice. 280 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:48,172 This is what I get for trying to be nice, oh, God. 281 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:55,448 - So... - Ah. 282 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:58,172 - What you think? - This is really nice. 283 00:10:58,172 --> 00:11:00,827 - Yeah? It's a work in progress. 284 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,241 I wanted to do this under the sea thing. 285 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:07,413 My cousin said he could paint fish, but he couldn't. 286 00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:10,482 - Oh, my God, you gotta get rid of that before the baby comes. 287 00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:13,103 - I know, and the mermaid is even worse. 288 00:11:13,103 --> 00:11:15,068 - Oh, well, I got you some things. 289 00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:18,275 Let's see, I got you some vitamins. 290 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:22,413 Got you a baby book, and I got you a romance novel for Mom. 291 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:23,758 - [squeals] 292 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,241 - It's "Teaching Michael Chestly," 293 00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:26,655 from the Michael Chestly series. 294 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:27,862 It's really sensual. 295 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:29,448 - Thanks, Sam. 296 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:31,448 You know, you are doing a lot, but you really don't have to 297 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:34,448 do all this because we're not together, and we never will be. 298 00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:36,137 - I think we're on the same page. 299 00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:37,275 That was just a little too definitive for it 300 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,379 not to hurt my feelings. - Thanks. 301 00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:40,827 - Oh! 302 00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:42,689 It's got a bush? 303 00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:44,551 - He said it was historically accurate. 304 00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:48,517 - Huh, well, I should probably get going to work, 305 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:52,827 but do you mind? 306 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:55,275 - Yeah? - Oh, okay. 307 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:01,206 ♪ I'll stand by you ♪ 308 00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:03,965 ♪ I'll stand by you ♪ 309 00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:07,517 ♪ I won't let nobody hurt you ♪ 310 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:10,689 ♪ I'll stand by you ♪ 311 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,655 Yeah. Thank you. 312 00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:14,379 - You're welcome. 313 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,620 [piano music] 314 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:19,379 - Hope he's doing a good job. Billy, no jazz. 315 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:22,551 ♪ ♪ 316 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,517 Hey, Tim. 317 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,931 - Hey, Sam. 318 00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:29,724 This is Bruce from 1-2-3 Warehouse. 319 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:32,517 Just a new client to I've added to our portfolio. 320 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:35,862 I know he's just a small fish, but still fun to reel in. 321 00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:38,379 - I'm not a small fish. - But you are, you are. 322 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:41,586 - Yeah, of course, Bruce, welcome to Royals. 323 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,517 - I ate here once before. 324 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,310 - Well, then, welcome back. 325 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:48,758 - Yep, just pitching Bruce here some taglines. 326 00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:50,551 You know, closing the deal. 327 00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:51,827 You used to do that. 328 00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:53,965 Wanna sit in? - No, Tim, I can't. 329 00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,482 But you've got this. 330 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,448 Bruce, you're in excellent hands. 331 00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:59,862 Enjoy your meals, fellas. It's on me. 332 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,931 - Oh. - Not the booze, though. 333 00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:08,862 - So I was wrong, he's not gonna join us. 334 00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:10,448 No worries, I can do it myself. 335 00:13:10,448 --> 00:13:14,379 Uh, so we see beauty shots of your wonderful appliances. 336 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:17,620 A family walks through the store holding a map. 337 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:21,000 The announcer comes on, "1-2-3 Warehouse. 338 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,586 "Where's the warehouse? 339 00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:25,758 It's as easy as 1-2-3 Warehouse." 340 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:28,137 - It's going to seem like they're lost in the store. 341 00:13:28,137 --> 00:13:29,862 - Okay, you don't like that? Here's another one. 342 00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:31,275 "1-2-3 Warehouse, 343 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:34,068 it's as easy as A-B-C. Warehouse." 344 00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:36,379 - My main competitor is A-B-C Warehouse. 345 00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:39,275 - Uh, that's insane. 346 00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:40,517 - All right, well, just take that off their check, 347 00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:42,034 and then give them a free dessert. 348 00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:44,379 - Okay. - Thanks, Darren. 349 00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:47,137 - Hey, don't grab me! - I didn't grab you! 350 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:49,379 You looked away when I was talking to you. 351 00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:51,931 I'm not gonna apologize for something that I didn't do. 352 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,931 - You grabbed my shirt. - Shirt! 353 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:56,000 So you admit that I didn't grab you! 354 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,448 - Uh, gentlemen, some wine for the table. 355 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:06,034 Sorry to interrupt, but how about something like 356 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:10,586 "1-2-3 Warehouse: you can count on us." 357 00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:13,931 - I love it. Because you can count 358 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:16,793 on 1-2-3. That's perfect. 359 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,275 - It is. It is, perfect. 360 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:23,000 Sam, come back. Tell me you didn't get 361 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,724 a rush from that. 362 00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,068 Clients are coming in now. 363 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,172 Way better than this guy, trust me. 364 00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:31,137 - Hey. - Tim, I'm not coming back. 365 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,172 Look, in ten years, I'm gonna be managing 366 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,758 four of these restaurants. 367 00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:36,827 And, hopefully, Cramblin Duvet's the biggest 368 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:41,172 ad agency in Detroit, but, Tim, I can't gamble on hopefully. 369 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,724 'Cause in 10 years my kid's gonna be nine, 370 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:47,620 and, if he's anything like me, he's gonna need braces 371 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,862 for his legs 'cause his dick's so big. 372 00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,551 Good luck, buddy. I love ya. 373 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:58,448 - Love you too. 374 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:01,034 All right, okay, 375 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,344 well, we can't use "you can count on us" 376 00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:05,724 for legal reasons, plus I refuse to do that. 377 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:08,724 But I'll come up with something just as good. 378 00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:11,000 Um, one... 379 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,034 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 380 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:18,172 [smooth music] 381 00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:21,275 ♪ ♪ 382 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:41,586 - It'll be like, "No job's too small, no job's too big. 383 00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:45,448 We're father and son. Give us the gig." 384 00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:49,310 - I don't know. It might be a little corny. 385 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:52,586 - You run a business with your son, and I'm corny? 386 00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:55,172 You couldn't even find another grown man 387 00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:56,655 to go into business with. - Hey. 388 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,379 - What's the story here? Is this a yes or no? 389 00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,137 I got shit to do. - I think it goes 390 00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:01,655 without saying you're not getting the job. 391 00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:03,310 - Yeah, and I think it goes without saying 392 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,931 that you should get out 'cause one of you's ugly, 393 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,896 and it runs in the family. 394 00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:09,206 - Let's go. - Bye. 395 00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,551 Later, dude. 396 00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:12,241 Shut the door, shut the light off. 397 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:15,689 [yells] Don't look at me! 398 00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:16,793 [sighs] 399 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:20,241 ♪ ♪ 400 00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,965 Well, that's it. 401 00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,517 We're shutting down. 402 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,344 Sheila, call Dodge and tell them we're out. 403 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,172 I will continue to commute to work, 404 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,655 but my briefcase will be empty. 405 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:34,172 I will no longer pursue new clients, and I will 406 00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:37,137 do nothing to keep the ones we have, 407 00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:39,517 and I ask you to do the same. 408 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,862 We will keep going until the money runs out, 409 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:44,344 then we die. 410 00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:47,586 So from now on, it's Camp Do What You Wanna. 411 00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:50,068 Tommy, keep wearing the big suit, please. 412 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,241 Thank you, Tommy. 413 00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:57,068 It's very funny. 414 00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:01,758 [chatter] 415 00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:03,103 [door opens] 416 00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:05,482 [chatter] 417 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,103 - Hello, table for two? - Oh, it's just me. 418 00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,689 - No, I know, you're pregnant, so it's like a little joke. 419 00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:11,172 'Cause like you'd be eating for two-- 420 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:13,379 - Look, Sam. - It's a joke. 421 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,241 - There's no good way to tell you this, 422 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:18,275 but it's not your baby. 423 00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:20,241 - Excuse me? 424 00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:22,724 - Yeah, I just got the test results back. 425 00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:25,379 I'm sorry. I just got a little confused 426 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,241 with the timeline, and then, I mean, I figured it was 427 00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:30,620 probably you, and then you were so sweet, 428 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:34,241 and I guess I just convinced myself that it had to be you, 429 00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:36,620 and it ain't. 430 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,310 - So I'm not gonna be a father. 431 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,758 - Good news, right? 432 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:43,482 - Great news, that's the last thing I wanted. 433 00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:45,448 You know what I mean? Like, being a father 434 00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,275 is such a burden. - Right. 435 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,068 - Yeah, it'd be like, you know, you gotta look out 436 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,655 for this little baby who looks up to you his whole life. 437 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:55,206 [laughs] Matching baby Lions onesies. 438 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,103 - Yeah. - So glad I didn't buy 439 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,586 12 of those. - Who would do that? 440 00:17:58,586 --> 00:17:59,793 - Who would do that? - Stupid. 441 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,379 - Just dumb. 442 00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:04,517 Well, whoever the real father is, 443 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,172 he's a very lucky man. 444 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,172 - Angel, let me hold a dollar. - Okay. 445 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,758 - Going across to the gas station, get some combos. 446 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:13,172 - Okay, baby. - Sup, Playboy? 447 00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:16,586 - Who is this? - My name is Pleasure. 448 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:23,310 - Well, Pleasure, you're obviously very handsome. 449 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,103 Your sperm is clearly stronger than mine, 450 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,482 so congratulations. - You're right, 451 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,310 he does talk like Tavis Smiley. 452 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:32,137 - Good. I'm glad I do. 453 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:35,689 - Uh, good-bye, Sam. 454 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:39,586 - Bye, Angel. Take care of that baby. 455 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,827 [chuckles] I wish it was mine. 456 00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:48,034 I wish it was mine. 457 00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:51,931 [dramatic music] 458 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,862 ♪ ♪ 459 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:03,103 - ♪ Good to know you ♪ 460 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:09,103 ♪ Got to find some way ♪ 461 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:13,517 ♪ To keep you in my arms ♪ 462 00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:16,206 ♪ And to love you ♪ 463 00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:19,137 ♪ ♪ 464 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:24,241 ♪ I got to feel you ♪ 465 00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:26,827 ♪ Wandering ♪ 466 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,655 ♪ You ♪ 467 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,206 ♪ Come on ♪ 468 00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:33,206 [upbeat music] 469 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,517 ♪ ♪ 470 00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:36,827 - What? What? 471 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,137 ♪ ♪ 472 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,413 Yes, yes! Yes! 473 00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:45,793 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 474 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,862 Yes! 475 00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:52,206 - I am not the father. - You're shooting blanks. 476 00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:54,137 - No, it could be a lot of the different possibilities. 477 00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:55,758 - Sam, you keep your phone right by your crotch. 478 00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:57,448 - No, it's not that. - You're shooting blanks. 479 00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:58,896 - I mean, everybody keeps their phone--sometimes it's 480 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,448 in my back pocket, so it's not it, so. 481 00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:03,206 - I'm sorry, man. 482 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,206 I think you would've been a great dad. 483 00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:06,931 - Thanks, pal, 484 00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,793 - But I am so glad to have you back. 485 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,793 - Me too. You're my best friend, Tim. 486 00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:14,724 And in ten years, we're gonna have the biggest 487 00:20:14,724 --> 00:20:19,551 ad agency in Detroit, and that's a fuckin' promise. 488 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,517 Let's go get Dodge. 489 00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:23,517 - I think it's best if we just give that guy and his family 490 00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:24,965 a little bit of space. 491 00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:26,344 - Tim, what did you do? 492 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,206 - From the gentleman at the end of the bar. 493 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,103 - Congratulations. 494 00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:37,344 When you were gone, me and him used to be best friends. 495 00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:40,827 - No, we weren't. Shut up, Ramon. 496 00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:42,896 - Inside joke. 497 00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:45,379 - Is that true? - No, of course not. 498 00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,068 - Well, he only got us one beer. 499 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:52,689 ♪ ♪ 500 00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:55,517 - It's annual friendship day here in Detroit. 501 00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,965 That's why I brought my best friend, Dave, 502 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,827 to hang out. 503 00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:02,103 He's a slob, but I love him. 504 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:05,896 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - Good night, Detroit. 505 00:21:05,896 --> 00:21:08,586 ♪ ♪ 506 00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:13,862 [machinery whirring] 507 00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:23,965 - Come on, let's go. - All right, all right.